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Here are some jokes that will make you laugh:
The Blonde on the Plane
A man boarded an aircraft in New York and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realized she was heading straight towards his seat and, Bingo! She took the seat right beside him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?”
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She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in France .”
He swallowed hard. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, what’s your business role at this convention?
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really,” he smiled, “What myths are those?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that black men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s just the Bini men who are most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Indian descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Yorubas.”
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Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said, I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you; I don’t even know your name
“Ikpomwonsa,” the man said….”Ikpomwonsa Adekunle Pierre, but my friends call me Patel…..😆😆
Here is another joke about a blonde on a plane:
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall.
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She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room. “Why are you down here at this time of night?”
The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?” he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies.
The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. “Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?”
“Yes, I remember,” says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues…”Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, “Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years”.
“I remember that too”, she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says… “I would have been released today if I went to the jail!!”
Pidgin English Comedy @JUBASSTV
Another joke about a blonde:
A sexy Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicatedShe bet 20,000 Euro on a single roll of dice.
She said - “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel luckier when I’m nude”.
With that she removed her clothes, rolled the dice and yelled - “come on baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and yelled - “yes yes, I won…..I won….”
She hugged each dealer and picked up her winnings and clothes and left.
The dealers gazed at each other, dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asked - “What number rolled on the dice?”
The other - “I don’t know, I thought you were watching.”
Moral of the story:- not all drunks are drunk- not all blondes are dumb- but all Men are Men
Funny Wife & Husband Conversations
Some fun stuff to perk you up, keep smiling and be your smile-cue whenever you need ’em!
- Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you, otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.Husband: Of course they must be smart, that’s why they escaped from you.
- Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
- Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?Husband : I tried but she slapped me.
- WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.”HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.”WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.”HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?”WIFE: “In the pool.”
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The problems of Nigeria with English speaking..
The British say: Extreme
The Americans say : End
Nigerian will now coman say: Extreme end
British: Knicker
American: Short
Nigerian: Short knicker
British : Salon
American : Barbershop
Nigerian: Barbing salon
British: Bend
American: corner
Nigerian: Bending corner
British: So,
American: Therefore
Nigerian: So therefore,
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